tastefullyoffensive:

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mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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alexisraine:

yaoist:

candyspider:

that post about how its impossible to satirize masculinity without thousands of men earnestly idenitifying with it isn’t wrong but ive also seen enough women cheer on the most rancid shit as long as its got a veneer of femininity to it so idk i think it might just be a human thing

equality win: men and women both bad at media comprehension !!

for every Taxi Driver there’s a Midsommar

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mysharona1987:

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metroid-fusion:

charlottan:

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah

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orcapologist:

It’s Wet Beast Wednesday

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streetlight-spam:

fuck it we crawl 🐛

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mechanical-hands:

shinybulbasaur:

shinybulbasaur:

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate “SADNESS” and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that’s when I remembered my friend’s license plate is “LOSSJPG”

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

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